January 2010
2 posts
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’ve lost over 40 pounds since my june, I’ve changed my outlook on life, I’ve grown up but I’m still single.
I was talking to this guy since September and then texting him lately he seems like… he’s being short with me so I was like alright ima let you go and he tells me no he’s sorry he was just texting his...
November 2009
2 posts
Long time coming
I haven’t had a good rant in a while.
I need to stop getting fucked up every chance i get, there is more to life then that i just love to escape reality.
I miss my dad well actually i miss the part of his personality that was fun. I miss him doing his little noises and doing little things to fuck with me while driving and somehow not crashing the car every time i hit him back for it.
I...
September 2009
1 post
well tnoguthh
i;’m slightly drunkn cuz my fam is crazy like thfat and lets mey drink with them hahaha finn times lol
havent usedf this thing in likhe fuckknn foerever! a;ksdljfa;klsjdf
okay i;’, gonna go now hoe
July 2009
22 posts
you a little to cocky
kevin says joey papa is lol
this is pointless, idk why i’m typing this stuff, kevin keeps talking and i’m just typing okay he’s done talking.
please
tell me life is easier as you get older, because if its gonna get harder… than whats the poin?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(309): She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(302): She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(785): You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(757): if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning…that’s how baked i am
txtsfrmlstnght:
(306): she kept yelling ‘call me bella’
txtsfrmlstnght:
(612): he just had his sister send me a message about how he’s not a creeper (952): Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(905): so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(312): Don’t threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I guess
When it rains it really does fucking pour.
And it sounds so cliche, but NO ONE, understands me at this point.
Crying so hard that my eyes are swollen half shut, and thinking how i fuck almost anything and everything up without even trying.
I’m a mess, cant you see? I’m a fucking mess
reminds me of my best friends girl a little
fmylife:
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I’m a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML
Jazz
makes me feel like math, and math well… that sucks
They always want more
Everytime they turn the lights down, i just wanna go that extra mile for you.
Public display of affection, feels like no one else in the room.
We can get down like there’s no one around, we keep on rockin’ we keep on rockin’
Cameras are flashin’ while were dirty dancin’ they keep watchin’, keep watchin’
Feels like the crowd is sayin’ : gimme...
Control
Your emotions, its easier said than done when shit falls apart and it seems like you just did everything fucking wrong
LMAO
(512): I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
“Without accepting the fact that everything changes, we cannot find perfect...”
LOL
(214): just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not…pretty upset about that.
hi im
shitty mostly.
i cant even tell you why.
well i can but then i’d have to shoot you
June 2009
23 posts
So as of today
Thinking of jobs gives me a fucking headache, mostly because my dad screamed at me for about 15 minutes straight about one.
No i’m never gonna be a FUCKING life guard at our pool, because they pay shitty and i dont feel like dealing with him EVERYDAY
Oh and another thing, my friends are apparently low lifes, because they have no activities after school.
Thats what i fought about for about...
Please
dont let everything fall apart.
just when i thought it couldnt, i feel like i’m being proven wrong
eff your life
fmylife:
Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I’ve ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML
L M A O
fmylife:
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I’m happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
HAHAHA LMAO thats what im gonna be doing
fmylife:
Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that’s not possible, because that’s the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML
my
life is perfect right now.
Happy Birthday
to mee<3
I'm not
going to take anything for granted anymore.
times are changing, whos ready?
things
are a LOT better now:)
not letting them change